Cock Cakes!
Added by Conran

We have a bakers right up the road from my place, and although they have a lot of cakes that I absolutely love, they don't do anything like this!

Man, I don't know if I would even be able to buy one of these without laughing so much I wet myself. But I would definitely like to give one of these delicious treats a try!

I don't actually know what would be funnier, trying to buy one of these, or seeing a bunch of people actually eating them. Where would you start with something like this? Would you just bite the cock off? Maybe suck it? Or would you pick it apart and eat it piece by piece, having a ball at a time? lol

I'll have to try and find out if I can order something like these for the next BBQ we have, I would love to see the looks on my buddies faces as I bring these out with their beers lol

Oh my God, I'm laughing at that just thinking about it. It has to be done. I'll make them myself if I have to! ;)

Spending the day making cock cupcakes... hmm, that's a nice thought for a relaxing weekend task.

Thanks definitely go to Farrid for this pic, it's awesome and I love it more than chocolate.




Twins, Is It Wrong?
Added by Conran

I can't recall if I've asked you guys about this before, but when I saw this pic of two pretty hung twinks with some semi hard cock action going on I wondered if guys think it's okay.

I was watching this hot video on a very famous European gay site recently and I had no idea when I started watching it that it had two identical twins in it. And when I did see what they were getting up to with this other guy I have to admit that although I paused for a moment and considered whether it was right or wrong, it was really horny to see!

I mean the guys were seriously hot anyway, but something about it being "forbidden" actually did make it a little sexier.

But it made me think about it, and I kinda thought that if the guys are that close, and they're twins, is sucking each other off actually more like self sucking?
I know, it's a bit of a head-fuck right? lol

Anyway, here's a pic of two hot twin brothers, naked, and getting a little stiffy action going ;)
Thanks go to Mitch069 again for this one.




Gay Footballers
Added by Conran

Okay guys, I just had to comment on this pic when I saw it.

I'm not really into too much sport, but I do pay attention to the cute sportsmen - of course. And something that baffles me is the complete lack of gay players in all these teams. It's insane, but I think there is only one openly gay player in any of the major football teams in the entire world. His name is Anton Hysen, a gorgeous Swedish footballer who hasn't really experienced any problems in coming out.

When you think of how many men there are playing the game professionally around the world, there should be hundreds of gay players, so why are they all hiding behind trophy girlfriends?

I don't seriously think this pic indicates anything more than some friendly joking, but it's certainly not an accident. No one can grab a guy like by accident!

It does make me wonder what the story behind this pic is though. ;)

Thanks go to luvnit69 for adding this pic. It's definitely an interesting one and will most certainly have me imagining some locker room scenes in my head later lol




Sneaky Peek Cock
Added by Conran

I love pics like this one added by Mitch069! Whenever there's a chance to see some cock when you perhaps shouldn't be it's always sexy. But it definitely has me thinking about all the hot cock I've "accidentally" seen.

Of course much of the time it's not that much of an accident/ You guys know I go to a few festivals every summer, and they almost always have those green plastic urinals lined up back to back. So you can be standing there taking a piss in the morning and have three guys with morning wood having a sneaky half-wank in front of you! lol

Then there's the obvious guys at gigs like that who think they're cool for wearing a kilt. You can guarantee that the moment they sit down there's gonna be plenty of people sat in the perfect place to see what's under that kilt!

Then there's the locker room showers and the urinals at the bars and clubs. But one of my favorite accidental cock views was a good friend of mine...

He's the same guy I mentioned yesterday, the straight guy who I'm trying to "hook up with". We were getting drunk with a few girls round my place a few years ago and the girls wanted to see him flexing his muscles. He likes to tease, and he positioned the chairs so no one could see as he stripped down - and I mean everything. But he didn't realize that I could see right through the bars in the back of one of the chairs.

And so began my love of his cock. Uncut, hung, thick and meaty... yum! lol

So, I thought I'd share this pic, it reminds me of so many occasions when the sneaky cock has made an accidental appearance ;)

Thanks again to Mitch069 for this shot, I love pics like this one!




The Sticky Lamp!!!!
Added by Conran

First, I have to state that I feel concerned about my mental stability. I'll tell you why... after looking at this really hot pic for about thirty seconds I noticed that the shade on the lamp is wrapped in plastic.
I'll be willing to bet that 99% of you have probably looked at and enjoyed this pic for far longer than that and never once noticed that little detail.
Why am I looking at a pic of a really hot muscled hunk with a juicy hard cock and noticing the clothed state of a bedside lamp? And why am I then admitting this little brain fart to the rest of you too?! lol

Although, it does present some interesting questions...

Is it wrapped because the owner is really anal and controlling? Is it still wrapped because it's brand new? Or (and this is my favorite suggestion) is it covered in a special protective shielding because this guy likes to get wild and spray the lube around, and then he cums so much and so hard that it splashes out of that cock and rains down all over?! Yeah, I'm imagining it's the last option, and that he's already thrown out five lamps after shorting them out with his massive drenching load of spooge!

No, lets be real, it's because his girlfriend is a wannabe interior designer and the lamp cost so much money she can't bear to have anyone actually turn the thing on. lol






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