Okay, so I know there are lots and lots of really strange and slightly kinky sexual scenarios out there. I mean I've heard of people being turned on sexually by inanimate objects like walls and flower pots. I've heard of guys who REALLY love their cars, so much so that they fuck the exhaust pipe. I know there's that thing about rural communities and "sheep love". I know there are millions of straight men around the world who would fuck Lara Croft, and I don't mean the actress Angelina Jolie, I mean the fictional character!
But I have never, and I mean never, heard of a sexual fantasy involving Hannibal Lecter (yes that is how you spell it, I checked!)
That is what the dude is wearing am I right?
No, surely it can't be. Tell me it's not so! There cannot really be a sexual fantasy out there involving a people eating maniac with a considerably greater capacity for English than our beloved Stephen Fry?
If you understood that last sentence you win three thousand Internet porn points. You can't exchange them in a supermarket for a discount on a frozen Chicken. In fact, they're pretty useless. But you get them anyway!
But I have never, and I mean never, heard of a sexual fantasy involving Hannibal Lecter (yes that is how you spell it, I checked!)
That is what the dude is wearing am I right?
No, surely it can't be. Tell me it's not so! There cannot really be a sexual fantasy out there involving a people eating maniac with a considerably greater capacity for English than our beloved Stephen Fry?
If you understood that last sentence you win three thousand Internet porn points. You can't exchange them in a supermarket for a discount on a frozen Chicken. In fact, they're pretty useless. But you get them anyway!
Now guys, head off on Internet travels and bring me more fantastic photo food to feature, because I'm on a freakin' roll here :)
