I only got back a little while ago after an awesome night in the country. I feel so posh, and a little hung over too.
Believe me when I say I'm not used to that kind of lifestyle.
I grew up in a small two-storey flat in North London, with roaches under the carpets and rats outside our door.
So I managed to get that young hottie over to my place and we waited to get picked up. We actually looked pretty smart, even if I do say so myself.
As promised, a pretty posh car arrived and we were driven out about 20 miles, right out into the farmlands and fields and we got to this enormous place. I knew the woman who owned it was a bit of a posh 1960's hippie, but the place was like a hotel on the outside with a long driveway, lanterns all around, and it was packed with people!
It really was an amazing place. We met loads of people and it took us an hour to find my friend and see his new apartment. And of course that was amazing too.
I didn't get back until today after passing out in a tee-pee in the garden and spending the night with my new young friend. Nothing happened, surprisingly. I think we were too drunk though. But you know when you have just a great time and the company is so good you kind of don't even think about that? I'm almost on the verge of suggesting it was romantic. I don't normally do romance, so I guess I'm not sure what it feels like lol
Anyway, back to now and I'm cruising around looking for something hot and horny before bed. Just seen this pic and had to share it because I had an immediate caption...
Believe me when I say I'm not used to that kind of lifestyle.
I grew up in a small two-storey flat in North London, with roaches under the carpets and rats outside our door.
So I managed to get that young hottie over to my place and we waited to get picked up. We actually looked pretty smart, even if I do say so myself.
As promised, a pretty posh car arrived and we were driven out about 20 miles, right out into the farmlands and fields and we got to this enormous place. I knew the woman who owned it was a bit of a posh 1960's hippie, but the place was like a hotel on the outside with a long driveway, lanterns all around, and it was packed with people!
It really was an amazing place. We met loads of people and it took us an hour to find my friend and see his new apartment. And of course that was amazing too.
I didn't get back until today after passing out in a tee-pee in the garden and spending the night with my new young friend. Nothing happened, surprisingly. I think we were too drunk though. But you know when you have just a great time and the company is so good you kind of don't even think about that? I'm almost on the verge of suggesting it was romantic. I don't normally do romance, so I guess I'm not sure what it feels like lol
Anyway, back to now and I'm cruising around looking for something hot and horny before bed. Just seen this pic and had to share it because I had an immediate caption...
"When Leather Chairs Attack!"
Oh, and just HOW OLD is that computer in the background? lol