First, I have to state that I feel concerned about my mental stability. I'll tell you why... after looking at this really hot pic for about thirty seconds I noticed that the shade on the lamp is wrapped in plastic.
I'll be willing to bet that 99% of you have probably looked at and enjoyed this pic for far longer than that and never once noticed that little detail.
Why am I looking at a pic of a really hot muscled hunk with a juicy hard cock and noticing the clothed state of a bedside lamp? And why am I then admitting this little brain fart to the rest of you too?! lol
Although, it does present some interesting questions...
Is it wrapped because the owner is really anal and controlling? Is it still wrapped because it's brand new? Or (and this is my favorite suggestion) is it covered in a special protective shielding because this guy likes to get wild and spray the lube around, and then he cums so much and so hard that it splashes out of that cock and rains down all over?! Yeah, I'm imagining it's the last option, and that he's already thrown out five lamps after shorting them out with his massive drenching load of spooge!
No, lets be real, it's because his girlfriend is a wannabe interior designer and the lamp cost so much money she can't bear to have anyone actually turn the thing on. lol
I'll be willing to bet that 99% of you have probably looked at and enjoyed this pic for far longer than that and never once noticed that little detail.
Why am I looking at a pic of a really hot muscled hunk with a juicy hard cock and noticing the clothed state of a bedside lamp? And why am I then admitting this little brain fart to the rest of you too?! lol
Although, it does present some interesting questions...
Is it wrapped because the owner is really anal and controlling? Is it still wrapped because it's brand new? Or (and this is my favorite suggestion) is it covered in a special protective shielding because this guy likes to get wild and spray the lube around, and then he cums so much and so hard that it splashes out of that cock and rains down all over?! Yeah, I'm imagining it's the last option, and that he's already thrown out five lamps after shorting them out with his massive drenching load of spooge!
No, lets be real, it's because his girlfriend is a wannabe interior designer and the lamp cost so much money she can't bear to have anyone actually turn the thing on. lol
