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Horny off-duty resort House Boys have no cushion apart from a scrap of towel between their backsides and the dirty sidewalk ***ow, while rowdy guests cavort in sparkling waters and poolside at the nude pleasure palace. But, you can bet without exception, every Mai Tai they bring you will be mounted by a very pretty little umbrella. So, bring A Blue Umbrella With My Mai Tai, Please.

A friendly classmate stopped by my apartment yesterday afternoon while I was working on an assignment. I thought he wanted help with the lecture material, but it turned out he was just another guy who thought he could have sex with me. Seems they’re always right about that. So, no, this isn’t about tutoring.

You know I am so proud of you, my son. What I say to the homosexual men that loiter at the 7-11, I say, “That’s my boy!” And, you son, why do I hear you bawling and pleading, Father, help!” I have told you before, it’s the big fat slugs that have the money. So, stop your crying, and suck some fat ass!

Two choices for you my friend, and one of them involves the cast on my broken left foot going up your ass.

Are “boys” boys, and “girls” sluts? Oh, it’s so confusing. What would an Artificial Intelligence Superman do?! Boring. Boring. Boring. So, let’s add an accelerant to the mix, and see what happens. It’s “Daydream #2.”

Are “boys” boys, and “girls” sluts? Or, are “boys” girls, and “girls” sluts?These days, June 2024, there seems to be a lot of boring discussion. So boring, this is Daydream #1

Sweet, beautiful, young, buff and bronze boys whose color-coded t-shirts prove their versatility. This is a near perfect vehicle for lustful private Inspiration, but the moneyshot was taken from above, hiding from view the boy milk trajectory over a bright white walkway beneath. A reshoot should include a view of the handiwork from above, as well as the upward spectacle of white rain splashing onto the lens and of course the cameraman. So, as nice as it is now, it’s also free, maybe this missed opportunity could be reckoned as One Little Mistake.

Alfonso takes it outdoors from 2 schoolboys with surprisingly little dialogue.

My coffee break left me moderately energized this particular spring morning with the hope of perhaps alighting upon any diversion other than a return to the new product launch prep. My wonderfully buff intimate wear model was there working out his gear beyond one of our outbuildings in the shade of many pines. Sweet Mauricio, so bronze, so juicy, and today willing to share his veiny prize with my most tender and wet apertures. One last time, for today I must surrender him to the man from Dubai. The exorbitant price for this lovely boy will suffice, but the memory of his beautiful tongue will haunt my fantasies forever. I, Alfonso, trade in men’s fashion, and sometimes in boys, as well.

So it’s overcast, and of course it’s going to rain, this is Eastern Europe, bitch! No offense. Anyway, 24, horny, no social skills to speak of… so what’s my best option? JO on the O. Now I’m trolling for a cutie, legal, maybe 18, femboy, whatever. Okay, now we’re in business! I and a skinny AND pale twink who uses his head. That’s right, the bitch can put his mouth where the money is. No dough? So, I’ll let him blow me for some time in his tushie. So, question: Watcha’ Doin? Answer: Time in the Tushie!