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It’s the spice of life: variety. Black and white, young and old, boys and boyz. Loaded with variety, it is a Variety Show.

Three boys singing, scre***ng, or moaning, maybe grunting a song of hot cum that’s almost all melody and no words, except the one that was too much trouble to silence. The title is not made up of words, these are the closest approximation of the musical notes: “Uhuh, Er Oh, Ah Ah“

In Versatile Boys - Part B the boys have made a decision: There will be no athletic discipline for the sports star, and his pale visitor has already distracted him from exercise and led him into all manner of sensual delights! So, that’s all there’s going to be, delight upon delight. And, that’s why this video is posted, no reason other than delight. This is BoyzTube, it’s a par-tay, it’s what boyz do in “Versatile Boys - Part B”

In Versatile Boys - Part A the boys must make a decision: Will there be athletic discipline for the sports star, or will his pale visitor distract him from exercise and lead him into all manner of sensual delights? So, what’s it going to be, discipline or delight? Well might you wonder why this video is posted for any reason other than delight. This is BoyzTube, it’s a par-tay, it’s what boyz do in “Versatile Boys - Part A”

“Just For Fun - Teil Zwei” is the second of two parts of Sebastian’s story told by his camera. A Glorious Blow Job, Domination By Masked Man, and Passion are the three chapters. To be honest, it doesn’t get better than at 02:29 and 02:35 which really beat 00:18 quite spectacularly. But, sorry to say, those special moments are only on “Just For Fun - Teil Eins.” This one begins with Domination By Masked Man — already in progress.

“Just For Fun - Teil Eins” is the first of two parts of Sebastian’s story told by his camera. A Glorious Blow Job, Domination By Mask, and Passion are the three chapters. To be honest, it doesn’t get better than at 02:29 and 02:35 which really beat 00:18 quite spectacularly.

Two thin twin pink twinks dive deep into discovery of their inner colon. This is the prequel to Pale Twinks’ Rectal Oblivion (which no longer appears on the roster of video productions, and that is a mystery. Pre-Pale Twinks Rectal Oblivion

Deep within the dark, damp tropical jungles of Colombia is a singularly unimposing unmarked red brick edifice that stands alone between here and nowhere within a vast sunny clearing. All but the chirping of birds unseen is silence on this particular afternoon watch at change of shift for two solitary, rather lanky young Latin twinks in the very lonely service of the Nacional Liberacion Army. It seems little but their duty assignment is secret. They have each readily confessed to nocturnal surveillance of the other from the beginning. Could this be a latrine they have been guarding without weapons or hardware of any kind? Or, could it be some entrepreneur from Encino has brought these fellows to a desolate Southern California campground for a few takes of easy outdoor sucking and fucking as horny young Latinos are wont to do when handed a cheap set of fatigues, a sparse script and, of course, no underwear? Well, what a relief anyway to find English subtitles! And, now it is silently revealed why all this time boys wear their baseball caps backwards: passionate kissing of other boys! Given all I have seen, this description may be the best part of the entire production that curiously seems to be missing a money shot. I will call it as Twinks, Bareback, and Anal, but the Cum and Cumming part I confess is imaginary only. Now, in summary, no discernible mission, and no underwear. Plus, it is beyond understanding to the degree that it has a mysterious vibe. Thus, “Mystery Secret Service Commando.” And, it should not go without acknowledging my rank as a Five Star BS Meister in this disappointing little venture. You’re welcome, Comrade! A little more Capitalism could go a long way here.

No, were not doing homework this afternoon, we are sitting on the sofa in an empty house with the place to ourselves til dark. Sure, my gay dad installed a hidden baby cam in the bookcase, but that’s not the business of my friend Fuckface Frank, or was that Frank Fuckface, whatever. Dad’s friend said he would give me a “blow your mind level suck off” if I can just get Frank out of his school uniform and then ride his sweet ass on camera. He promised extra credit if I “leave Frank’s butt a bit sore and wet.” So, who cares about homework, that’s my assignment. So, uh, Frank, want a beer? We can split one, that way my dad will never miss it. Dibs on first suck, I mean sip.

Who doesn’t love or at least like a lot a 67% handsome trio of nice slender young white (not supremacist) relatively smooth Twink Stars? That would be nobody. So, here’s my Best Boy in White Socks. You’re welcome!