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Instead of “A Paddling For Patrick,” this is “Three Condoms For Kevin.” Why? Technically speaking, there is a tiny bit of evidence for a claim that the boy is receiving a kind of spanking, sort of. If man thighs were a twin set of paddles for the boy’s hiney, that COULD be a spanking, in a way. However, since pigs definitely do not fly, let’s go with a condom count as a different point of view. See, the Dad-Man fellow buggers the boy’s tiny butt hole three times. He’s very responsible, thus “Three Condoms for Kevin.” (Kevin is the pretty boy.)

There are two separate venues here for a total of 5 Twinks. All seem to specialize in Bareback Anal Intercourse. Two happily engage in outdoor buggery on the grounds of some desolate community college campus. Today the students explore both ends of the human digestive tract and discover that when it is clean and tidy there’s a boy pussy at each end. The more sophisticated trio of boys wear school ties and conduct their more nefarious acts privately indoors where they are at once party to a little train, “A Twink Train.” All aboard!

The sexy young skinny gay Latino ***gos return to Boyztube after their stay at another fantastic luxury hotel. The best part? We are NOT paying for the luxury hotel, because these lovely sweethearts are paying guests, not border jumping invaders! So, anyway, possibly the lighting could be improved to afford greater pleasure in admiring every detail of their beautifully skinny bodies, but you can adjust your screen’s brightness as you wish. So, here is another wish fulfilled: “More Bareback From Passionate Skinny Latino Twinks”

What is this — a wetsuited Twink sitting silently on the Men’s Room floor? Well, I guess so. And, I guess the boy has been practicing the Art of Fellatio. Perhaps enough to impress his Dizzy Dad. But, Dizzy Dad looks a little like Woozy Dad, maybe because he’s drunk. If that is the case in this instance, then “Wetsuit Boy” could be first up for Woozy Dad’s Intervention. If I find a “Part Two,” I will invite you over for a “nightcap. Until then, I am “Right Here For You, Dizzy Dad”

Does “NoseRing” even like “NoNoseRing”? Couldn’t say, but is he “passionate” or is he rough with NoNoseRing? I’m not even sure whether that is a “Happy Ending,” but you be the judge. What is known is that these boys are ready, willing and able, but even better, they are pretty, young and perfectly skinny. Sweet! “Passionate Skinny Latino Twinks Bareback”

This is a special boy, the boy with the “blonde” hair. He talked four possibly unrelated brothers into spending the afternoon passionately and nakedly probing his mouth and rectum with their massive members. The can be only one explanation. This Boy Loves Chocolate Penetration!

Today’s Father and Son outing takes us to their home’s living room. Son’s name is “Boy,” and his Father’s name is “Daddy.” The adventure today involves Boy’s experience of anal intercourse with Daddy. Do you want me to fuck you, Boy? The only correct answer is “Yes, Daddy!”

What the hell am I DOING lying here on my preteen sister’s bed wearing NOTHING but my little black Aussiebum bikini briefs? Where is the Script Writer, anyway? Can he or the Assistant Director please explain what I am supposed to be doing in this scene? You know, what is my motivation? Am I waiting for my 13 year old sister to find me scantily dressed and half naked on top of her bed? And then what? Guess I should have read the script last night instead of all that bar hopping into the early morning hours. And, what’s with this gift wrapped package sitting here next to me? SPOILER ALERT! It’s The Perfect Gift! Thanks, Santa!!!

What kind of tip could the unsuspecting taxi driver expect from the mysterious passenger? 5%? 10%? 15-20%? Or maybe, NO TIP? Honestly, I couldn’t tell because I don’t speak the language. By the way, Dr. Jill, where the hell are we, anyway? Am I in Diego Garcia? Again? Gosh, how I miss Margaritaville!

Pool Boys Dive Deep into the Cum Swimming Pool. Or, is it black ops enhanced rendition known as “Cum Boarding?” These boys will never talk.