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Early one fine Spring day my three close friends and I were certain that the stirring in our loins would not relent.

Boy juice splatters silently outside in the sunshine, breeze and fresh air. Boy juice from Six Golden Twinks.

Once upon a time there were two brothers who wore black shirts having a clerical collar. They were older than the boys subjected to their lust. But, were they priests? Do Priests Wear Black Jockstraps?

Please Stand By. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Or, maybe not. “He Was Axing For It.”

Maybe it is supposed to be Psychological Bondage here, because that business with the rope is so lame. Or, maybe I missed the really immobilizing scenes of being hogtied and abused. Anyway, victim and perpetrator are reconciled, maybe, because the plot line proceeds as you could predict. Bondage? Really? I Don’t Think So.

Horny off-duty resort House Boys have no cushion apart from a scrap of towel between their backsides and the dirty sidewalk ***ow, while rowdy guests cavort in sparkling waters and poolside at the nude pleasure palace. But, you can bet without exception, every Mai Tai they bring you will be mounted by a very pretty little umbrella. So, bring A Blue Umbrella With My Mai Tai, Please.

A friendly classmate stopped by my apartment yesterday afternoon while I was working on an assignment. I thought he wanted help with the lecture material, but it turned out he was just another guy who thought he could have sex with me. Seems they’re always right about that. So, no, this isn’t about tutoring.

You know I am so proud of you, my son. What I say to the homosexual men that loiter at the 7-11, I say, “That’s my boy!” And, you son, why do I hear you bawling and pleading, Father, help!” I have told you before, it’s the big fat slugs that have the money. So, stop your crying, and suck some fat ass!

Two choices for you my friend, and one of them involves the cast on my broken left foot going up your ass.

Are “boys” boys, and “girls” sluts? Oh, it’s so confusing. What would an Artificial Intelligence Superman do?! Boring. Boring. Boring. So, let’s add an accelerant to the mix, and see what happens. It’s “Daydream #2.”