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“Just For Fun - Teil Eins” is the first of two parts of Sebastian’s story told by his camera. A Glorious Blow Job, Domination By Mask, and Passion are the three chapters. To be honest, it doesn’t get better than at 02:29 and 02:35 which really beat 00:18 quite spectacularly.

Two thin twin pink twinks dive deep into discovery of their inner colon. This is the prequel to Pale Twinks’ Rectal Oblivion (which no longer appears on the roster of video productions, and that is a mystery. Pre-Pale Twinks Rectal Oblivion

Deep within the dark, damp tropical jungles of Colombia is a singularly unimposing unmarked red brick edifice that stands alone between here and nowhere within a vast sunny clearing. All but the chirping of birds unseen is silence on this particular afternoon watch at change of shift for two solitary, rather lanky young Latin twinks in the very lonely service of the Nacional Liberacion Army. It seems little but their duty assignment is secret. They have each readily confessed to nocturnal surveillance of the other from the beginning. Could this be a latrine they have been guarding without weapons or hardware of any kind? Or, could it be some entrepreneur from Encino has brought these fellows to a desolate Southern California campground for a few takes of easy outdoor sucking and fucking as horny young Latinos are wont to do when handed a cheap set of fatigues, a sparse script and, of course, no underwear? Well, what a relief anyway to find English subtitles! And, now it is silently revealed why all this time boys wear their baseball caps backwards: passionate kissing of other boys! Given all I have seen, this description may be the best part of the entire production that curiously seems to be missing a money shot. I will call it as Twinks, Bareback, and Anal, but the Cum and Cumming part I confess is imaginary only. Now, in summary, no discernible mission, and no underwear. Plus, it is beyond understanding to the degree that it has a mysterious vibe. Thus, “Mystery Secret Service Commando.” And, it should not go without acknowledging my rank as a Five Star BS Meister in this disappointing little venture. You’re welcome, Comrade! A little more Capitalism could go a long way here.

No, were not doing homework this afternoon, we are sitting on the sofa in an empty house with the place to ourselves til dark. Sure, my gay dad installed a hidden baby cam in the bookcase, but that’s not the business of my friend Fuckface Frank, or was that Frank Fuckface, whatever. Dad’s friend said he would give me a “blow your mind level suck off” if I can just get Frank out of his school uniform and then ride his sweet ass on camera. He promised extra credit if I “leave Frank’s butt a bit sore and wet.” So, who cares about homework, that’s my assignment. So, uh, Frank, want a beer? We can split one, that way my dad will never miss it. Dibs on first suck, I mean sip.

Who doesn’t love or at least like a lot a 67% handsome trio of nice slender young white (not supremacist) relatively smooth Twink Stars? That would be nobody. So, here’s my Best Boy in White Socks. You’re welcome!

Instead of “A Paddling For Patrick,” this is “Three Condoms For Kevin.” Why? Technically speaking, there is a tiny bit of evidence for a claim that the boy is receiving a kind of spanking, sort of. If man thighs were a twin set of paddles for the boy’s hiney, that COULD be a spanking, in a way. However, since pigs definitely do not fly, let’s go with a condom count as a different point of view. See, the Dad-Man fellow buggers the boy’s tiny butt hole three times. He’s very responsible, thus “Three Condoms for Kevin.” (Kevin is the pretty boy.)

There are two separate venues here for a total of 5 Twinks. All seem to specialize in Bareback Anal Intercourse. Two happily engage in outdoor buggery on the grounds of some desolate community college campus. Today the students explore both ends of the human digestive tract and discover that when it is clean and tidy there’s a boy pussy at each end. The more sophisticated trio of boys wear school ties and conduct their more nefarious acts privately indoors where they are at once party to a little train, “A Twink Train.” All aboard!

The sexy young skinny gay Latino ***gos return to Boyztube after their stay at another fantastic luxury hotel. The best part? We are NOT paying for the luxury hotel, because these lovely sweethearts are paying guests, not border jumping invaders! So, anyway, possibly the lighting could be improved to afford greater pleasure in admiring every detail of their beautifully skinny bodies, but you can adjust your screen’s brightness as you wish. So, here is another wish fulfilled: “More Bareback From Passionate Skinny Latino Twinks”

What is this — a wetsuited Twink sitting silently on the Men’s Room floor? Well, I guess so. And, I guess the boy has been practicing the Art of Fellatio. Perhaps enough to impress his Dizzy Dad. But, Dizzy Dad looks a little like Woozy Dad, maybe because he’s drunk. If that is the case in this instance, then “Wetsuit Boy” could be first up for Woozy Dad’s Intervention. If I find a “Part Two,” I will invite you over for a “nightcap. Until then, I am “Right Here For You, Dizzy Dad”

Does “NoseRing” even like “NoNoseRing”? Couldn’t say, but is he “passionate” or is he rough with NoNoseRing? I’m not even sure whether that is a “Happy Ending,” but you be the judge. What is known is that these boys are ready, willing and able, but even better, they are pretty, young and perfectly skinny. Sweet! “Passionate Skinny Latino Twinks Bareback”