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They are Skinny. They are Pale. They are Young. They are White. And, they are Boys. You can tell, because they’re naked. And, there are at least eight of them. Here, just for you! That’s right, Eight Young White Boys. They sure are Skinny! “Eight Young White Boys”

Nothin’ says lovin’ like something’ from the oven. “Young Buns”

Out of the night, When the full moon is bright, Comes the horseman known as Zorro. He is polite, But the wicked take flight When they catch the sight of Zorro. “Don Diego and Bernardo”

But Sir, our cholesterol level! “No Pudding Til You Eat Yer Meat!”

We are never disappointed in our boy’s scholarly pursuits. “Education of Your Best Boy”

One line of awesome dialog was all it took. Amazing chemistry from the start. Story arcs of intense emotional and psychological merit. Denouement with unparalleled clarity yet stunning surprise. Storytelling that is the envy of legendary storytellers. If only just one of these were present. There was a minute or so of Double Penetration in this supposedly forced threesome. So there’s that. Otherwise it’s: “Actors Without A Clue”

Breakfast Club 2

Breakfast Club 1

You can do this the Appian Way, Army Way, the Right Way, the Wrong Way, the Easy Way, and My Way. What’s that, you ask? “The Hard Way”

Back to an empty house, or so he thought. Dang it! All geared for Jamboree, but just missed the train. He screams, but mama cannot hear him anymore. “Dark Dark Angels”