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Hey, check the little bin over there, under my jacket. It’s right under the blue book. “Oh Yeah, There’s My Dildo!”

Coach said, “Take off your pants.” But he asked if I had had a bowel movement already today before that! Weird, I know. Seems kind of personal. “J***e, today we’re going to work on getting you up to the JV team,” he said. “There’s a practice many professional coaches, not just high school coaches, use to get explosive surges out of their boys, players. Bob will also be working closely with you. That’s what we’re working on here this afternoon before we all hit the showers.” Coach said, “Take off your pants.”

This was supposed to be a Prostate Exam.

Who wants a double helping of sausage for the sweetest little Buttboy Blondie? Yeah, we do. “Seconds on Sausage, Please!”

It’s much better now, thanks, less red, raw and itchy. Dad’s Favorite Orifice, that’s the treasure I’m sitting on right now. A workout like that is asking a lot of a guy with a little hole, a TinyHiny. Well, it’s a treat once a year for The Big Guy. Yup, that’s one I’ll never forget. “Remembering Father’s Day”

Is Father’s Day going to always be this way now that I’m 13? For a while, I thought it could be cool to have his undivided attention for once. But those big, cold hands are paying a lot of attention to my boney little ass. Yup, I got a tiny hole, too, that’s getting way too much attention. (Yelp!) “Yelp! Dad’s Fucking Me in His Grand Caravan”

You have an important deadline. Being late is not an option. When you’ve got to get it done in a hurry, who do you call? “The Ris Rectal Receptionist”

It started out as any other appointment I had that summer. How to “borrow” some booze and a car, and some hair gel and used clothes from the thrift store to come up with a new disguise. But, this time was different, I had to look like a barely legal teen boy, a twink. So, I ask myself, what do they drink? “Teen Spirit”

Wild going for awhile, but to the best of our knowledge and ***ief, no whales were injured in the making of this production. “Breeding Gay White Whales”

Everybody used to say, “What happens in Sodom, stays in Sodom,” until now. Or, maybe a few thousand years ago. Anyway, anonymous sources verify importantly that something is happening. Yes, right here, right now, in… “The City of Sodom” although this may be film from Cincinnati, we can’t be 100% certain.