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All around the world there is one thing about boys. Count on it, it’s in their jeans. Oh! Well. I am almost embarrassed for that little joke. You didn’t get it? Really? Oh look, the little yellow school bus is here. Be careful on those steps, big boy. “Love Me To Do Some Sucking, Sir”

On further consideration perhaps this is not so much the B-word (but-tal-ity) as it is ardent activity of the anal type. Perhaps it will be better packaged with a soundtrack. Now there’s a choice: without Edvard Grieg, and with Edvard Grieg. Still audible: the scre***ng, crying and moaning. “Hidden Camera With Grieg”

*** done right. Oh yes, it’s still ***, but executed in a mostly orthodox manner. Or, not. Maybe it just appears to be brutal. Might do an After Action Report on anal injury to be a bit more objective. “Hidden Camera”

It’s August 5, 2024, and nobody wants to go back to school. These four boys have a plan. Maybe they can delay classes by flooding the school, eh? Yes, they are Canadian. Their plan is to flood it with semen. But, don’t hold that against them, it’s sticky. And, you know, they are Canadian, like Justin Trudeau. “Four Freshmen, Back to School?”

Now available from the cable box in the Smith’s living room. “InterDimensional Cable Gay Porn Channel 002, Part 2”

Now available from the cable box in the Smith’s living room. “ InterDimensional Cable Gay Porn Channel 002, Part 1”

Rick Sanchez repaired the Smith’s cable box, so Morty will not be limited to his laptop. Only problem may be that the TV is in the living room. None of us have seen the Smiths for awhile, so who knows, maybe it’s not just Morty. “InterDimensional Cable Gay Porn Channel 001”

Not my idea of good company, but at least they like to oscillate like crazy as if churning butter in a boy’s butthole. Hell, I volunteer to crown them one and all if they can make some Imperial Margarine. “Engine, Whining Car, Caboose: The Versatility Train”

When it seems all is lost, just remember: “We Will Always Have Paris”

Looks like Southern California, maybe a mansion in Holmby Hills. It is sunny with a refreshing assortment of well tanned boys. They are currently engaged in one playful activity or another. This is an open invitation for you to visit: “32 Twinkview Place”