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For Diego Its $500, For Brandon A Long Leather ***t.

Back from “Candeeland” after an intense closeup encounter with my sweet boy in blue, my little Candy Ass. “Candy Ass”

Such a dyn***c duo. This is where Batman Begins to get a doggone boner around the Boy Wonder. Such a cute little body. “Batman and Robin”

This lousy vintage camera requires the most extraordinary compensatory editing in order to make Oscar worthy cinema. We took out the character development, dialog, plot and screenplay to keep within bandwidth limitations. Here it is, … “My Photography Project”

More passion! More passion! More passion! These “actors” refuse to take direction. But, when the final scene is shot, I tell you, they want their pay, and they want it now. I give up on quality cinema. We will just have to settle for great forceful spurting streams of semen splattering down upon pale skinny Twinks perfect naked bodies. But, … “Once Is Not Enough”

How many times do I have to say it?! I Said, “Call Me D-A-D-D-Y!!!”

As little bros go, I could have done worse. He’s pretty weak, easy to clobber, and pretty good at sucking dick. Oh yeah, his boy hole. We both see it as his girl hole. And, okay, he’s pretty good at doing my homework. All in all, a pretty good little bro, and a pretty good little ho, as well. “I Identify My Little Bro As A Horny Girl”

Love hurts, they/them say, however Butt Love hurts bad. Well, WHAT’S IT GOT TO DO WITH LOVE? Little, in fact with boys, Twinks, men, and Persons With A Penis, we are talking about Anal Soreness Syndrome, do you feel me? Here in particular when beautiful stallions descended from the Watusi Tribe are nailing a boy with a short rectum. It’s one gut punch per thrust. It is what it is: a shortage of available pretty bottom boys with long rectums. So, yes, it hurts, but no, it’s not love. It’s Butt Lust, but I’m keeping the better sounding title. Well, no, I changed my mind. Oops! Boys may need to change the bedsheets! (Or, not.) “Butt Hurt So Bad”

These two skinny pale white twinkish Seminarians, or future priests, reenact privately their Altar Boy experience with the priest of their parish. He always called this The Annointing, so they do also. As in, “Hey Frank, meet me in the vacant classroom at 3 p.m. for The Annointing.” “The Annointing”

Good boys, for the most part, doing what they’re told. That makes them “Good Boys.” So says the priest. “Priest and Altar Boys”