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It’s for a good cause, it’s charity. Yes, these find boys are taking up a collection. They are collecting semen in the boy hole. Don’t ask me, I have no idea how this works. But, it is for a good cause, at least that’s what they say. “Rear Window Collection”

Virtuous paragons of modesty these 5 white little twinks absolutely refuse to remove their shirts. It is so refreshing to find young people who promote both decency and decorum, even in the privacy of the domicile, but that is exactly what we have here. Not that neckties and sports ***s would be unappreciated, as well. “Keep Your Shirt On, Okay? Yes sir!”

Here’s a riddle that is not a mystery. Three of Britain’s best boys, who are naturally pale, skinny, and scally, take a lunch break from the “job” where they “work,” but only one eats. We use AI to unravel the enigma. Oh, sorry, I guess not. We do NOT use AI to unravel the enigma. But, one boy clearly uses his head. Too bad about it not being a mystery. Sorry. “Lunch For Three”

For what it’s worth, my very white fairie friend Andres complained of discomfort “down there,” whatever the little cocksucker meant by that girlie talk. What is it mate, your pole or your hole, ya @$&/#%-ing freak?! “I dunno.” What do you mean, you don’t know?! Well, whatever, it’s off to Doctor P. Zipper, MD at the Urologie Klinik. For some reason this creepy doctor keeps the cute little twinks IN HIS OFFICE THREE (3) DAYS “for observation.” WTH is he “observing?” “Doctor Zipper, MD, Urologie Klinik“

As with potato chips, of which it is said that one cannot have only one, so it apparently is with Oreos. “Another Oreo, Please”

Angelo plays baseball and wears a roomy white jockstrap. Today he came to the Campus Clinic with a vague complaint of a growing “backache.” Angelo’s friends have recommended Dr. Handsey, however the doctor is not available in clinic today. Jorge, the clinic custodian, happened to be in the building this afternoon delivering supplies. This is what Angelo doesn’t know. “Custodial Massage”

In the off season the lodge is empty and useless to our dads, and that’s what makes me so happy to make the visit with Keith. It has taken us all through High School to do it, but we are now Certified Versatile. Still, Keith has the advantage over me, because he can beat my ass. The better choice is to just take the extra beef with some extra mayonnaise. Yeah, they don’t empty the fridge, but that’s all there is to eat. So glad Keith has the sweet boy sauce on tap. “Versatile Off Season Hunt”

It’s not always a matter of aliens in UFOs. But, it’s always about the anus. “Anal Probes”

Here at Doctor Tongue’s we are “all in” for personalized care and treatment, and we are not afraid to get our hands dirty. We ***ieve in establishing a very close confidential relationship with our patients in order to give them the most satisfying results. A smile on their faces, something else on their faces, we make it happen! Doctor Tongue’s Swim Team Patient

I’ve been a paid “guinea pig” in quite a few settings for $5.00, sometimes a meal ticket, and once $100.00, but none ever paid $1,000.00! Mom and Dad would say, “If it’s almost too good to be true, then assess it accordingly.” “My Experience With ED-23”