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Is Father’s Day going to always be this way now that I’m 13? For a while, I thought it could be cool to have his undivided attention for once. But those big, cold hands are paying a lot of attention to my boney little ass. Yup, I got a tiny hole, too, that’s getting way too much attention. (Yelp!) “Yelp! Dad’s Fucking Me in His Grand Caravan”

You have an important deadline. Being late is not an option. When you’ve got to get it done in a hurry, who do you call? “The Ris Rectal Receptionist”

It started out as any other appointment I had that summer. How to “borrow” some booze and a car, and some hair gel and used clothes from the thrift store to come up with a new disguise. But, this time was different, I had to look like a barely legal teen boy, a twink. So, I ask myself, what do they drink? “Teen Spirit”

Wild going for awhile, but to the best of our knowledge and ***ief, no whales were injured in the making of this production. “Breeding Gay White Whales”

Everybody used to say, “What happens in Sodom, stays in Sodom,” until now. Or, maybe a few thousand years ago. Anyway, anonymous sources verify importantly that something is happening. Yes, right here, right now, in… “The City of Sodom” although this may be film from Cincinnati, we can’t be 100% certain.

Secretly, you need to be punished. You need to be disciplined, maybe paddled. By Whom? You know what that BBC is for, it is for you, you very naughty boy. “Golden Age of BBC”

Two, four, or six skinny pale young twinks can do a lot to work up a sweat and spew thick and creamy white boy sauce, but it takes a FEMBOY to make an OREO. “And, Femboy Makes An Oreo”

Tiny hineys and teeny weenies. “Daddies’ Bare Butt Boys”

Wood , yes, Not Eastwood “Fistful of Baht”

Devastating floodwaters drown local teen boys in multiple seminal emissions. Some excellent swimmers were included in the missing. “The River Flows”