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Sometimes a case comes along and becomes an obsession. I promised her I'd find her brother, and I had, in an opium den downtown, hog-tied in a sling, looking like a thawed turkey on Thanksgiving morning, ready for stuffing. I stuffed him. Three times a day for two weeks. The sling helped. And the opium. When I was done I called his sister to give her both the good and bad news. Her brother had been found alive, but was dead. An opium addict. And a cum dump. All she said – so softly that I had to tilt my head a little and say "Come again?" - which is a bad idea in an opium den with a sling – was "Come again?",– which we both thought was ironic, but weren't absolutely certain. Ultimately I declined, bl***ng an old war injury, even although I admitted that it could have been syphilis. None of this has anything to do with the video, which is either a vintage example of what's now known as "jack-off noir," or if that's not really a thing, just a guy enjoying his dick. Enjoy.

That time that twitchy dude said to come by his party house and fuck some hot bitches but then when you got there it was just the twitchy dude, who said better hop in the shower quick before the bitches get here but then after shower there will still no bitches, just the twitchy dude, who was now naked jerking twitchy dude, who said you gotta see this home porn video of me because fucking bitches IS MY LIFE, and you thought umm...., but there still could be bitches, so don't be rude and WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOWEL?? AND WHY DOES HE KEEP FACING ME NO MATTER WHICH WAY I TURN?? and your bud was thinking NOT TURNING. STARING FORWARD. NOT HAPPENING, and then instead of btiches twitchy naked dude says let's watch another porn video of me because fucking bitches IS MY.. and you said to your bud Hey, I just remembered, we have that thing, we're late for that thing, we gotta go like NOW, which your bud didn't hear right away because he was still staring straight ahead and asking where he should cum, and can we maybe go back online a minute and find that guy I was harrassing with homophobic remarks, naked from a party house with two naked guys, the difference being on your end bitches were on their way, so naked, not gay, buddy, so stop looking just because we're looking at you, which the two of you swore never to mention again, which you didn't, you just continued doing the 3 a.m. alternating nights sleep through a blow job thing, which is still what you think about when you jerk off all these later, after your wife goes to work.

Just moved in. What a nice welcome!